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DP Light Bulb
How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
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Light Bulb Directors
How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Director Light Bulb
How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
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Mouse Meets Bat
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.
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Mouse's Favorite Record
What's a mouse's favourite record?
→ Please cheese me!
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Mouse And Washing Powder
What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!
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Dot, Dot, Dash, Squeak
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!
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Mouse Eats A Candle
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
→ For some light refreshment!
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Mouse's Favorite Game
What is a mouse's favourite game?
→ Hide and squeak!
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Mice Moving Home
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!