Worst jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
→ For spare parts.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
→ There is writing on the White-out.

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said:

- My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!

One of the other boys said:

- Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!

The last boy said:

- Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!

Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
→ Put Janet Reno in charge.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
→ No fee--If No Recovery!

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
→ His heart stops bleeding.

How does Al Gore spell potato?
→ T-A-T-E-R.

What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
→ The whine cellar.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
→ He's the stiff one.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
→ Grade six.