Worst jokes

- Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

- Officer: I'm making a house arrest

- Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

- Policeman: It was a moving violation.

- Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

- Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor."

- Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

- Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig.

- Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
→ He has a flashing light.

- I'll have to report you, sir - said the traffic cop to the speeding driver.

- You were doing 85 miles an hour.

- Nonsense, officer - declared the driver.

- I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?
→ I've got you under a vest.

- Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?

- Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.