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Rabbit Up His Jumper
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
→ Warren!
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
→ Warren!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
→ A hare brain.
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
→ A bare hare.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
→ Bugs Bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
→ A hip hopper.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
→ A runny bunny.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
→ Hoppy disks!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
→ A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
→ Deviled eggs!
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
→ Hare today, gone tomorrow.