Worst jokes

Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
→ Data transfer.

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
→ Who cares?

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
→ To open windows

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they turned around and went home.

A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

And more on blondes...

But why do brunettes take the pill?
→ Wishful Thinking.