Worst jokes

A woman asks:

- Why don't men get mad cow disease?

Another woman replies:

- Because men are pigs!

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
→ A rumor

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said:

- I've lost my dad!

The cop asked:

- What's he like?

The little boy replied:

- Beer and women with big tits.

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.

It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, it's because he's a great thinker.

Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it's because he's sexy.

Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he only thinks he's sexy...

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He put it in double
To save himself trouble
Instead of coming he went

When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...

They were boys.

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
→ She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
→ Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says:

- Oh my god!, it was really great, but I was Sooo scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week.

- What happened. - Says her intrigued friend.

- I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of it out with dental floss.

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
→ Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you... swear you'll never do it again.