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Cannibals And Comedians
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
→ They taste funny.
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
→ They taste funny.
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
→ Your Mother...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
→ Wave at him.
What's sicker than sick?
→ Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?
→ Take them out their wheelchair.
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
→ A quadraplegic in a house fire.
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step on it when you walk.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
→ Anyone can roast beef.
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
→ Cum on Eileen.
What's black and blue and hates sex?
→ A rape victim.