Worst jokes

How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
→ We cook/they eat, we clean/they dirty, we iron/they wrinkle!

What's the best way to force a man to do situps?
→ Put the remote between his toes.

How do men exercise at the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
→ A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

What did God say after he created man?
→ I can do better than this!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
→ E.T. phoned home!

What's a man's idea of housework?
→ Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How are men and parking spots alike?
→ The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ We don't know - it's never happened.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!