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Fast Green Jumper
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
→ A bullfrog!
What do you call a rich frog?
→ A golf blooded reptile!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!
What's a frogs favorite flower?
→ A croakus!