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Dirty Kitchen Floor
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
→ The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
→ The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
→ How slime flies!
What is the definition of a slug?
→ A snail with a housing problem!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
→ I'll get you next slime!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
→ Lollihops!