Worst jokes

- Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?

- Player: I finished it in three days!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
→ The bored room!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
→ It was a cup draw!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
→ So that they can pack the defence!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
→ Webley stadium!

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?
→ It was a boxer!

How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!