Worst jokes

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?
→ Her husband wakes up.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
→ He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he finally came over to our table and said:

- I am Polish and I can take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change the subject?

We did.

Shortly thereafter.....my friend had to to to the bathroom and the burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.

They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out, I asked my friend:

- What happened in there?

He said:

- Well, you saw him follow me into the can.......

- Well he pulled a RAZOR ON ME!

- Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have ever been in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?
→ The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?
→ More perks, and the payoff is better.

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it?
→ Money!!!

What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?
→ She gets her ass chewed out.

Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?
→ Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
→ She asks them for a commitment.

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
→ Slap the bitch!