Steam Rollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
→ An aard-shark!
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
→ Ronald MacAardvark!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
→ One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What does the aardvark call his dog?
→ Aard-bark!
What is uglier than an aardvark?
→ Two aardvarks!
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
→ Chips.
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.