Worst jokes

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
→ Sir Loin and Burger King!

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
→ Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Are hamburgers male?
→ Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

- Dan: My little brother is a real pain.

- Nan: Things could be worse.

- Dan: How?

- Nan: He could be twins!

- Peter: My brother wants to work badly!

- Anita: As I remember, he usually does!

- First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

- Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

- Well - said the Scout.

- Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.

- So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

- Yes - their dog is our dog's brother.

The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw