Medicine — most viewed jokes

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school?
→ The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable.

- Haven't you been examined like this before? asks the doctor.

- Many times, she giggles, but never by doctor!

Young lady to father:

- Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor?

- Dentist.

- Why father?

- We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!

- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

- Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.

What is a dentist's office?
→ A filling station.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
→ "You have a hole in one."

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
→ Surgical spirits.

What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?
→ He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
→ Looking for the Root Canal

- Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.

- Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.