Medicine — most viewed jokes

"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"

"How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked.

"Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41."

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!

- Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

- Teacher: Did he hurt you?

- Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
→ He was already taking out a tooth

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
→ A month later he was picking his teeth

How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

What do you call an old dentist?
→ A bit long in the tooth

Aching Joints by Arthur Itis

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
→ The dentist.

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."