Medicine — most viewed jokes

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
→ Having your dentist tell you.

What do you call the Scottish dentist?
→ Phil McCavity!

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class.
"What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."