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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bunny

- Bunny who?

- Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Armenia

- Armenia who?

- Armenia every word I say!

A few children's books that didn't make the cut:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
13. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

- Hit him again - the 5-year-old said.

- He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!

- Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch!

- Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking:

- Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service:

- And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?

One bright little girl replied:

- Because people are sleeping!

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages.

- Momma, look what I found - the boy called out.

- What have you got there, dear? - his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered:

- It's Adam's suit!!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
→ Wait for him to give it back.

Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
→ Booger King!!!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alda!

- Alda who?

- Alda time you knew who it was!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aldo!

- Aldo who?

- Aldo anywhere with you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aida!

- Aida who?

- Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Al!

- Al who?

- Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adelia!

- Adelia who?

- Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!