Random joke from this category
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
- Yes - he said. - I do. My father taught me.
- Good. What comes after three.
- Four - answers the boy.
- What comes after six?
- Seven.
- Very good - says the teacher. - Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?
- A Jack.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human it was impossible.
The little girl said:
- When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
The teacher asked:
- What if Jonah went to hell?
The little girl replied:
- Then you ask him.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Borg
- Borg who?
- Borg standard!
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
→ She wanted to see how long she slept.
- It can't go on! It can't go on!
- What can't go on?
- This baby's vest - it's too small for me.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
→ Have a nice bite!
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?
→ Because time was always running out.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amy
- Amy who?
- Amy for the top!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Al!
- Al who?
- Al lied!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adeline!
- Adeline who?
- Adeline extra to the letter!
