Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- C-2

- C-2 who?

- C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.

- Don't you know how to ride that yet? - he roared.

- Oh yes! - shouted Brad over his shoulder.

- It's the bell I can't work yet.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
→ She bats her eyes.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
→ Vein-illa.

Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?
→ He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
→ He has to grin and bare it.

- Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again.

- How can you be so sure?

- I was 10 years old yesterday.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

Where is Dracula's American office?
→ The Vampire State Building.