Random joke from this category
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked:
- What grade, miss?
- Eleventh! - she replied.
(Did I mention she was also Blonde?)
How does a leopard change its spots?
→ When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
Mummy Vampire: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
What's Dracula's car called?
→ A mobile blood unit.
The seven-year old girl told her mom:
- A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.
- Oh, dear - the mother nervously sighed.
- What happened, honey?
- Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother:
- I hate my sister's guts.
- All right - said his mother - I won't put them in your sandwiches again.
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
→ Send your name, address and blood group.
- Dad, do you like baked apples?
- Yes son, why?
- The orchard's on fire.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
→ Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
- Teacher: Fred, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- Fred: I is . . .
- Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."
- Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
