Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
→ A coffin break.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
→ To prevent bat breath.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
→ Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

- Mother: Did you make your bed today?

- Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:

- He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant.

What gives milk and has one horn?
→ A milk truck!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
→ A tiger moth!