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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
→ He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What's a vampire's favorite drink?
→ A Bloody Mary.

When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
→ The Happy Biter.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything."

"Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.

What do polar bears have for lunch?
→ Ice burger!

Why is a baby like an diamond?
→ Because it's a dear little thing.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
→ A stri-ped!