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All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

- You boy! - called a policeman.

- Can you help? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......

- Really? - said the boy.

- What're his ears called?

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft tall.
The police are searching high and low for them.

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other.

- I come from a one-parent family - said one little girl proudly.

- That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family!

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

- How did that happen? - gasped her mother.

- It wasn't easy - admitted the young lady.

- but three girls helped me catch him!

- Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.

- Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
→ Caps and robbers

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him.

- Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy.

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying:

- Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.

The baby stork says:

- No where. Just scaring the hell out of college students!