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A little boy went into a baker's.
- How much are those cakes? - he asked.
- Two for 25 cents - said the baker.
- How much does one cost? - asked the boy.
- 13 cents - said the baker.
- Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents! - said the boy.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bethany
- Bethany who?
- Bethany good movies recently!
What did the little kid do with the dead battery?
→ He buried it.
- Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?
- Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.
In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes:
- Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new...
He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again:
- Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new...
He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes:
- Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again...
Son to his father as they watch television:
- Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma?'
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
→ He ended up in a flea circus!
- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party?
- Sandra: No, I ain't.
- Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming.
- Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming?
