Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beryl

- Beryl who?

- Beryl of beer!

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
→ Because her children were not very bright.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?
→ 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.

If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

- Mother: Let me see your report son.

- Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.

- Monster: Stick 'em down.

- Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up.

- Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.