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My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"

What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beryl

- Beryl who?

- Beryl of beer!

- Mother: Let me see your report son.

- Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?
→ He buried it.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
→ Because her children were not very bright.

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.