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Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
→ Because he wanted frozen pop!

- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?

- No you can have turkey like everyone else!

A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said.

'I hope your first name is not Agnate?'

'No, it's velvet!'

A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, 'Mum! your husband's just come home.'

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
→ He ended up in a flea circus!

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."

What do rodents say when they play bingo?
→ 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!