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What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.

What does a snowman eat for dinner?
→ Ice-burgers.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
→ Ice caps!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Census

- Census who?

- Census presents for Christmas!

- Why are you crying Fred? - asked the teacher.

- 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .

- Fred - said the teacher.

- You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots.

- Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.

- Brother: How do you top a car?

- Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says:

- Mommy, why does the girl wear white?

His mom replies:

- The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life.

The boy thinks about this, and then says:

- Well then, why is the boy wearing black?

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
→ The police made him bring it back again.

Two girls were talking in the corridor.

- That boy over there is getting on my nerves - said Clarrie.

- But he's not even looking at you - replied Clara.

- That's what's getting on my nerves - retorted Clarrie.

- What sort of a car has your dad got?

- I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.

- Really - Ours only starts with gas.