Spiders in the Garden

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

- Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? - she asked.

- They're mating - her father replied.

- What do you call the spider on top, Daddy? - she asked.

- That's a daddy long legs - her father answered.

- So, the other one is a mommy long legs? - the little girl asked.

- No - her father replied.

- Both of them are daddy long legs.

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

- Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden.