Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog?
→ He was dense and wet!

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
→ Daddy.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beets

- Beets who?

- Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bill

- Bill who?

- Bill-tup area!

- Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?

- No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.

- Well, what shape should it be?

- Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?

- Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.

Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't make it.

The man calls out:

- Let me get that for you - and he bounds onto the porch to ring the bell.

- Thanks, mister - says the kid.

- Now let's run!

- Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

- Student: So we know when to start Christmas shopping!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada'mond is forever!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
→ On his birthday flake!