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How does a Snowman get to work?
→ By icicle.

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Becka

- Becka who?

- Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.

The old camper said:

- I thought of camp yesterday.

- Why? - the counsellor asked.

- Where were you?

- At the garbage dump! - the old camper answered.

- Fred: Where does the new kid come from?

- Harry: Alaska.

- Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.

The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and 18.

At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.

- Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water? - Gramma asked him.

- I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma - exclaimed Johnny.

- There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!

- Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!

- Well, Gramma, - replied Johnny - if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, "Mommy, I learned new words today." She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, "Takeoffzebrababy!"

What game do little cows like to play?
→ Moonopoly.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
→ I.C.!