Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brook

- Brook who?

- Brook-lyn bridge!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aileen!

- Aileen who?

- Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep.

After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for a few minutes, Julie looked up at her mother and asked plaintively, "Didn't he come with batteries?"

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.
'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre.
'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
→ His lucky people's foot!

- Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?

- I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?
→ Fish and ships.

Did you hear about the monster with five legs?
→ His trousers fit him like a glove.