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What is a monster's favourite society?
→ The Consumers' Association.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
→ On a piece rate.

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
→ He had a crush on her.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Buckle

- Buckle who?

- Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alva!

- Alva who?

- Alva heart!

Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
→ "Once upon a slime . . ."

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?"

The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."