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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.'
'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'
How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
→ "Once upon a slime . . ."
- First monster: I have a hunch.
- Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."
"Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Che
- Che who?
- Che what your made of!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Candy
- Candy who?
- Candy cow jump over the moon!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buddha
- Buddha who?
- Buddha this slice of bread for me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buckle
- Buckle who?
- Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
