Random joke from this category
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?
→ Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cuba
- Cuba who?
- Cuba wood!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bull
- Bull who?
- Bull the chain when your done!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Betsy
- Betsy who?
- Betsy of all, it's a cadillac!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Armageddon
- Armageddon who?
- Armageddon getting out of here!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alistair!
- Alistair who?
- Alistairs in this house are broken!
- Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward?
- Brother: How do you know which way I'm going?
Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner.
"Hey!" she announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar!"
"You put a stop to that right now," he shouted.
"That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!"
What's a monsters favorite play?
→ Romeo and Ghouliet
