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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Balanchine

- Balachine who?

- Balachine act!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankansas

- Ankansas who?

- Ankansas though any piece of wood!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andrew

- Andrew who?

- Andrew all her money out of the bank!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adair!

- Adair who?

- Adair once but I'm bald now!

A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.

Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming:

- My god! It's already three P.M. I'm about to miss my train!

She begins to put her clothes on in a hurry.

At this moment, the son-in-law's daughter runs up to her and before he can do anything and announces:

- Don't hurry, granny! Daddy moved the clock two hours ahead!

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

- Mommy, can we leave now?

- No - her mother replied.

- Well, I think I have to throw up!

- Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.

In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.

- Did you throw up?

- Yes.

- Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?

- I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'.

What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!

How do you stop a monster from smelling?
→ Cut off his nose.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Coda

- Coda who?

- Coda paint!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Buddha

- Buddha who?

- Buddha this slice of bread for me!