Random joke from this category
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says:
- Hey Tommy, wanna play house?
He says:
- Sure! What do you want me to do?
The girl replies:
- I want you to communicate your thoughts.
- Communicate my thoughts? - said a bewildered Tommy.
- I have no idea what that means.
The little girl smirks and says:
- Perfect. You can be the husband.
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying:
- In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.
Josh wrote back:
- To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cork
- Cork who?
- Cork and beans!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cherry
- Cherry who?
- Cherry oh, see you later!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Briony
- Briony who?
- Briony, beautiful sea!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Brie
- Brie who?
- Brie me my supper!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bitter Bianca
- Bitter Bianca who?
- Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anderson
- Anderson who?
- Anderson and daughter came too!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adam!
- Adam who?
- Adam up and tell me the total!
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
→ Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
