Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?
→ He got tired of kicking him around.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Clark

- Clark who?

- Clark your car in the garage!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chloe

- Chloe who?

- Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cartoon

- Cartoon who?

- Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat!

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush.

What do you do with a green monster?
→ Put it in the sun until it ripens!

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?