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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

- Next Sunday - she said - we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the of Mark.

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said:

- Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the of Mark, please step to the front of the room.

About half the class rose and came forward.

- The rest of you may leave - said the teacher.

- these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no in the Book of Mark.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankara!

- Ankara who?

- Ankara went off the cliff!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ann!

- Ann who?

- Anndromeda Strain!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Armageddon!

- Armageddon who?

- Armageddon getting out of here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Armenia!

- Armenia who?

- Armenia every word I say!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Asa!

- Asa who!

- Asa-int amongst men!

- Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? - asked Rupert.

- Okay - replied his father.

- but don't stand too close.

Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
→ He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?
→ Because the players keep dribbling on it.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
→ Prankenstein!

- Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede.

- Dracula: And what did he get?

- Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

A little monster was learning to play the violin:

- I'm good, aren't I? - he asked his big brother.

- You should be on the radio - said his brother.

- You think I'm that good?

- No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Conga

- Conga who?

- Conga go on meeting like this!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chicken

- Chicken who?

- Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!