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What do vampires cross the sea in?
→ Blood vessels.

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!

- MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?
→ He got tired of kicking him around.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Con

- Con who?

- Con unhinged!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Byron

- Byron who?

- Byron new suit!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Becca

- Becca who?

- Becca the net!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ayatollah

- Ayatollah who?

- Ayatollah you already!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Auntie

- Auntie who?

- Auntie glad to see me again!