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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Caesar

- Caesar who?

- Caesar quickly before she gets away!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anita

- Anita who?

- Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Amana!

- Amana who?

- Amana bad mood!

How does a baby ghost cry?
→ "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained:

- I was just trying to be a good ring bear.

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:

10. Tommy Lee's - Camp Kickachickee
11. Lorena Bobbit's - Camp Cutaweewee
12. Tanya Harding's - Camp Wackaneenee
13. Kenneth Star's - Camp Catchacrookee
14. Louis Farakahn's - Camp Killawhitey
15. O.J. Simpson's - Camp Killachickee
16. Michael Jackson's - Camp Wannabewhitey
17. President Clinton's - Camp Getahoochie
18. Ellen Degeneras's - Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to:

1. Monica Lewinsky's - Camp Suckapeepee

What happened to the two mad vampires?
→ They both went a little batty.

- Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...

- Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.

Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was told he was no earthly good.

Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies:

- My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln.

- Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!