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An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: My little sister ate it!

- Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table?

- Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cows

- Cows who?

- Cows go 'moo' not who!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alison!

- Alison who?

- Alison to my radio in the mornings!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adore!

- Adore who?

- Adore stands between us, open up!

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.

- Why so glum, Chum? - asked the kindly stranger.

- If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?

Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the new driver.

- I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive - says the beaming boy to the his dad.

- Nope - comes dad's reply - I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aardvark!

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aaron!

- Aaron who!

- Aaron on the side of caution!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acid down and be quiet!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada burger for lunch!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adam!

- Adam who?

- Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cotton

- Cotton who?

- Cotton a trap!