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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

- Sis - he said - I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.

- That's nice of you, Alfie - she replied.

- Why?

- Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!

- Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

- Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?
→ She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What is the American national day for vampires?
→ Fangsgiving Day.

Why do vampires hate arguments?
→ Because they make themselves cross.

NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.

What is a monster's favourite drink?
→ Demonade.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
→ He was convicted of fragrancy.

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained:

- I was just trying to be a good ring bear.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cy

- Cy who?

- Cy'n on the botton line!