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Where did vampires go to first in America?
→ New-fang-land.

What is the vampire's favorite slogan?
→ Please Give Blood Generously.

- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

- Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Catskills

- Catskills who?

- Catskills mice!

- Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

- Brother: Why? Is it broken?

- Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else?

- Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?
→ You miss most of the film.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cosi

- Cosi who?

- Cosi has to!

Where do mermaids go to see movies?
→ ... The dive-in

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time...

- Class - said he - My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things.... What am I?

A little boy on the front row said:

- You're a mother!