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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cheese

- Cheese who?

- Cheese a jolly good fellow!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Carrie

- Carrie who?

- Carrie on camping!

A little boy came running into the kitchen. He said:

- Dad, dad, there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face.

- Tell him you've already got one - said his father.

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this - my mom just bought strained plums!" The second baby says, "You think that's bad - my mom just bought strained peas!" And the third baby says... "You think you guys got it bad? How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!"

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.

Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked:

- It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vision.'

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cass

- Cass who?

- Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Canon

- Canon who?

- Canon open the door then?