Random joke from this category
10 rejected Saturday morning cartoons:
- "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf."
- "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home."
- "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth."
- "Yosemite Sam... UNCENSORED!"
- "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers."
- "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
- "The Land of The Lost... The Barney Years."
- "COPS" in full color animation!
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
→ One with a cemetery plot.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chin and Tony
- Chin and Tony who?
- Chin and Tony!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Butch
- Butch who?
- Butch your arms around me!
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!
- Congratulations - says the nurse to the new parents.
- What will you name the baby?
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says:
- Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong!
- What's your father's occupation? - asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
- He's a conjurer, Ma'am - said the new boy.
- How interesting. What's his favourite trick?
- He saws people in half.
- Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?
- One half brother and two half sisters.
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.
- All the ladies down on the floor - one handsome robber commanded.
- My grandmother too? - the little girl asked.
- Yes, your grandmother too!
- All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses.
- My grandmother too?
- Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties.
- Surely you don't mean my grandmother too? - asked the little girl.
Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted:
- YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart.
When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled:
- YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Comic
- Comic who?
- Comic and see me sometime!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cat
- Cat who?
- Cat you understand!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buddy
- Buddy who?
- Buddyfingers!
