Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
→ "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
→ Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What band is a cow favorite?
→ Moody Blues

What is musical and handy in the supermarket.
→ A Chopin Lizst.

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
→ They make great anchors!

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.

"There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"

Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."

How do you fix a broken tuba?
→ With a "tuba glue."

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
→ A chainsaw can be tuned.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?
→ Hide it in an accordion case.

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
→ Beef-flat!