Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?
→ A barrel organ.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bassoon!

- Bassoon who?

- Bassoon things will be better!

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
→ When the other tenors notice.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?
→ A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bach!

- Bach who?

- Bach to work!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?
→ Because no one will look for them.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
→ Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
→ Violists.

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.