Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?
→ A violator.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
→ Fiddler on the hoof!

When is the water in the shower room musical?
→ When it's piping hot.

What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
→ A Moosician!

How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better."

Why are black cats such good singers?
→ They're very mewsical.

What would you hear at a cow concert?
→ Moo-sic!

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died.
What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket.

They put his left leg in....

Well, you know the rest.

Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!'

Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'