Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
→ By their names.

What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
→ A trombone will bend before it breaks.

What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
→ Their personality.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bass!

- Bass who?

- Bass the salt and pepper please!

What's the definition of a quarter tone?
→ A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's an accordion good for?
→ Learning how to fold a map.

Why are violas so large?
→ It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
→ Half a measure.

- Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?

- Friend: I hope so.

- Hey buddy. How late does the band play?

- About half a beat behind the drummer.